"Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator)
08/25/2014 at 21:38 • Filed to: None
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"Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator)
08/25/2014 at 21:38 • Filed to: None | 1
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So I'm in the sign business and the parking sign in Culver City got a lot of attention today. I found the municipal code for Culver City and found they actually have a reasonable code.
St Charles, MO is becoming something of a right-wing wet dream so codes in general, even the sign code, are being filled up with what you are not allowed to do. What does this have to do with sign codes? Sex of course! This is actual copy taken directly from the municipal code of the reddist county in the red state of Missouri. Turn off your adult search filters, because even I don't know what some of this stuff is. I included the lines above and below to show this is legit...
!!! UNSUPPORTED LINE BREAK IN HEADER !!!
Any structure or portion thereof upon which alphanumeric characters, graphics or symbols defined by a small number of matrix elements using different combinations of light emitting diodes (LED's), fiber optics, light bulbs or other illumination devices within the display area including computer programmable, microprocessor controlled electronic displays and projected images or messages with these characteristics are utilized to advertise a person, thing, product or service not located or sold on the lot upon which the electronic billboard is placed.
Depictions or descriptions, whether being performed alone or between members of the same or opposite sex or between humans and animals, of:
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Sexual intercourse, oral copulation, anal intercourse, oral-anal contact, bestiality, direct physical stimulation of genitals, flagellation or torture in the context of a sexual relationship or any of the following depicted sexually oriented acts or conduct: anilingus, buggery, coprolagnia, coprophagy, coprophilia, cunnilingus, fellatio, necrophilia, pederasty, pedophilia, piquerism, sapphism, zooerasty, zoophilia; or !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Human genitals in a state of sexual stimulation, arousal or tumescence; or
3. The use of human or animal masturbation, sodomy, oral copulation, coitus, ejaculation; or
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Fondling or touching of human genitals, pubic regions, buttock or female breast; or !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Masochism, erotic or sexually-oriented torture, beating or the infliction of pain; or !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Erotic or lewd touching, fondling or other contact with an animal by a human being; or !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Human excretion, urination, menstruation, vaginal or anal irrigation; or !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Other acts of sexual arousal involving any physical contact with a person's genitals, pubic hair, perineum, anus or anal region.
!!! UNSUPPORTED LINE BREAK IN HEADER !!!
A sign which is permanently affixed to the horizontal piece covering the joint between the top of a wall and the projecting eaves of the roof.
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! All painted plywood signs except as may be approved as temporary signs;
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Nudity and sexually explicit signs. No person shall design or allow the display of the following on a billboard or sign in a public place:
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Any material which exposes to public view any pictorial material that is obscene;
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Any material showing males or females in a state of nudity where the purpose of the material is sexual arousal, gratification or affront;
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Any statements or words describing explicit sexual acts, sexual organs or excrement where such statements or words have as their purpose or effect sexual arousal, gratification or affront;
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Any picture or illustration of a person's genitals, pubic hair, perineum, anus or anal region where such picture or illustration has as its purpose or effect sexual arousal, gratification or affront: or
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Any picture or illustration depicting explicit sexual acts as defined in this Section where such picture or illustration has as its purpose or effect sexual arousal, gratification or affront; and
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Signs which are not expressly permitted by this Article.
XJDano
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
08/25/2014 at 21:54 |
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needs to be researched further.